Monday, August 28, 2006

Cleveland Rocks!

by chinwhat at 9:53 p.m.
Why does Cleveland rock?

Cleveland rocks because you need some Tylenol and Alieve and Advil when you go through the Rock & Roll Museum, pops!

Cleveland rocks because they have real tesla coils... (or are those the Jews' weather machine?)

Cleveland rocks because dancing with robots doesn’t suck!

But most of all, Cleveland rocks because this was the most spontaneous shit that has happened in a long ass time. Seriously, when was the last time we were “let’s go here” a couple of days before an event? The last time I can think of was highschool/university days. Since everything has been “we’ll go here on the 4th of January” and “October 8th, we’ll do this” I gotta say that it’s refreshing to just go out and do shit.

WAR liberty from planning

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Fuck. This. Shit!

by chinwhat at 10:26 p.m.
This evening we played beach volleyball as per usual Thursday night. We’re in first place in our division. We played fucking epic-ly last week! Took out a very strong team in two straight matches. This week, we should’ve been able to wipe the floor with two lesser teams right we would play? Right? WRONG. We got touched up against BOTH teams. 0-3 in both games! I’m so heated* right now, you don’t know! Pissed? Yeah, I’m pissed. I feel sorry for the teams we play next week. I’m out for blood, son. Blood! I want to see some blood. Whether it’s period blood or bustin’ your fucking face. Some blood!! (RIP ODB)

So after filling up the ride with some petrol, I decide stop by my friendly neighbourhood T&T super market. I figure I’d get something to eat. Since tofu is just like jazz – they both calm me the fuck down – I figure some good ol’ bean curd would hit the spot. So I pull into the parking lot and fuck, what a mistake! The place was too rammed to jam! I get in there and it’s like every single person within a 5km radius is up here doing some late night grocery shopping. Eff this, I decide to bounce. And the parking lot? C’mon yalls. You know how there’s a stereotype that Chinese folks can’t drive and park. What I saw in the lot this evening… psh, all I have to say is “yalls ain’t helping fight the stereotype!” Holy fuck!

I should've hit up MasterSteak for some ribs... >sigh<

*"heated is mad"

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Dave Chappelle, Bitch!

by chinwhat at 9:03 p.m.
(Disclaimer: this post is on some “nya nya, I saw Dave Chappelle last night and you didn’t, bitch” vibe)

Do I really need to explain how awesome Dave was last night? Naw, I don’t. My ass was so tired at work today, but yknow what? Shit was worth it! I know Shaun wasn’t feeling it as much as I was with his “it was alright… considering…” comment. “Considering?” Considering what? Damn brown, what's wrong with you?

Anyways, good show, but I also have to give props to Sugar Sammy the opening comic. He’s some brown guy who some peg to be the next big brown comic from the TDot after Russell Peters. He had a great joke which I’ll bastardize for yalls:

- he wants to understand women more
- so he buys an issue of Cosmo
- and notes that women like to be awaken by oral sex
- he decides to try it one day
- his girlfriend wakes up and replies
- “what the- get this out of my mouth!”

Zing! Hahahahahah! Hilarity! If you missed the show, well, I feel sorry for yalls.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

This is How I’m Livin’

by chinwhat at 10:52 p.m.
I go to Jacob with twenty-five thou
You go with twenty-five hundred, WOW!

Ya’lls like my JC-3?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Yes Yes Y'all

by chinwhat at 10:23 p.m.
Who wants to come with me? C'mon, don't be gay. I don't want to go by myself...

Sergio Mendes
Saturday October 7, 2006 8pm
Massey Hall (178 Victoria Street)
** Tickets on sale Monday August 21, 2006 **
Doors @ 7:00pm, Show @ 8:00pm

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

random thought

by chinwhat at 10:36 p.m.
so i'm thinking about the camping i did this past weekend...

and i'm thinking about how uncomfortable it is to take a dump in a toilet that isn't your own...

basically i wonder this: am i the only one who notices that your balls hang differently when you do a number two somewhere else?

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

New Mya Pictures: I Think She’s Cute

by chinwhat at 9:38 p.m.

She sort of has that “girl I used to know back in the day” quality. The "I wish I still kept in touch with her/wonder what she's doing nowadays" type. Not necessarily "hot" per se, but she still puts a smile on your face when you think of her...


Monday, August 14, 2006

“Ewww, Elliot, you barfed on my socks!”

by chinwhat at 10:28 p.m.
This past weekend I headed up to RiverRun up in Forester Falls, Ontario which is about three hours north of Bellville* right on the Ontario/Quebec border on the Ottawa River. I went up with a few people from work (one of whom works at RR every weekend!) and by far, this is the greatest thing I’ve EVER done! You need this in your life! I’ll say it again: You NEED this in your life! It's a great workout. Lots of white girls for Shaun and Chris. In fact, everyone's in great shape (lots of eye candy for the boys and girls). The food is quite decent and plentiful. What else can I say? It's 12km of beautiful Canadian nature! I’m going again next year and I want yalls to come! I had such a blast, I can’t even begin to explain how awesome it is. For now, I’ll just have to link you to these two little clips on River Run’s website until we get videos of our group going through the rapids. (and yes, there was lots of Rock N Rock going on!) I'm going to throw them up on youtube. Trust, I seen them and it's funny as hell!

But aside from the on water action, there were times I busted my ass laughing during the camping portion. The best part was waking up around 1:15 on Sunday morning thanks to another group. One of their girls named Elliot (which is a pretty weird/cool name for a girl) started throwing up. Apparently, she was drinking tequila straight from the bottle while at the communal camp fire earlier that night and it caught up to her. Among other things her friends said:

“Ewww, Elliot, you barfed on my socks!”

“Elliot, you barfed all over my sleeping bag! My sister’s gonna kill me!”

“That’s it Elliot, you’re cut off from Tequila for the rest of your life!”
(in drunken slur) “But I LOVE tequila!”

She (Elliot) is passing out. "Open her mouth, we’ll pour some water in it!”

“Ah man, look at this mess!”


* in between Bellville and RiverRun is a small town called Cobden. When we drove through it, I recited: “straight outta Cobden. A crazy motha fucka named Ice Cube…” >waits< If you don’t get it, trust me, its funny!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


by chinwhat at 9:49 p.m.

No real point in this update except for apprecation. But as an aside, Stacey Dash was in an episode of The Cosby Show second season and she looked fine as hell! i <3 me some Stacey!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Rastafest @ Harbourfront Centre

by chinwhat at 9:58 a.m.
Rrraah! Rrraah! Rrraah!

Local reggae artists Lindo P opened up the free show followed by Juno winner Blessed. Both are pretty funny, entertaining and quite scary to all the old white people around us. Blessed performed all his hits, a little freestyle and even a Big Tune which got the crowd grooving and singing along.

Up next was the legendary Tony Rebel. When he performed, he made me wish that I grew up in a different place. Like Jamaica. Why? Because all the Jamaican’s were singing and dancing along with him. Everyone was having a blast – yup, even the old white people! Sure, I caught them dosing off in the beginning like they were Alison at a Jill Scott concert, but by the end, they were having a great time too!

Easily, best concert I’ve seen so far this year!

“You Don’t See That Everyday!” – Aug. 5, 2006

by chinwhat at 9:56 a.m.
Moment 1) Going across Hillcrest to get my dry cleaning, I notice an old Indian lady sitting on the sidewalk… just… sitting there. In the sun. Just, sitting there. With no one else around her. I decided to stop to make sure everything was okay, Unfortunately, my Hindi isn’t what it used to be, so we wound up communicating in hand motions and smiles. And just a note to all of yalls: the “okay” hand sign isn’t universal >slaps forehead<

Moment 2) Down at Caribana, I was walking toward the parade route by Ontario Place. I swear, this was one of the most surreal moments I’ve ever had: I passed by one of the, if not THE, most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. *EVER* No, not ‘hot’ or ‘gorgeous’ or “Oh my God!” She was beautiful! So much so, I don’t clearly remember what she looks like! I do remember that she had this pseudo half smile, but she looked content. The way goddess’ do when they know that mortals admire them. She was so beautiful, my sister mentioned her to me before I could formulate the words (you all know how I can get. Laugh!) She was so beautiful, the three guys behind were commenting on her beauty for the next five minutes until we were out of hearing range. Seriously, she was like “whoa!” I need some wifey material like that! I'd so milk her*

Moment 3) My sister pointing out "that guy" from My Wife and Kids. Damn he has a big head!

* milk as in that shitty Lil Flip line "I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"

Friday, August 04, 2006

This Week’s Brown Paranoia

by chinwhat at 11:32 p.m.
In typical Sunday fashion, I headed down to The Beach to play volleyball last week with Chris. George’s friend Lia came, whom I haven’t seen in over a year. (Chris says she was at George’s bday last year, but I’m sure I would’ve remembered seeing her. Anyways…) One of the first thing she says is “Wow, you’ve lost weight!” And the last thing she says “Bye, gain some weight!”


Seriously, I’m not that thin, right? Right? Sure, I’m not push power forward numbers like Al and Jon, but still…

>gets ultra self conscious<

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Shaq’s Roast of Emmitt Smith

by chinwhat at 7:47 p.m.
This is a roast for Emmitt Smith from a few years ago.

This clip is okay.

This clip is a lot better.

But this third one, oh schnap! Jaime ethers this guy!!! It’s quite embarrassing for me to watch. I feel bad for him.