Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Annual Rebutal

by chinwhat at 4:45 p.m.
Specifically to Chris (see comment a couple entries down)(and my classmate Sharles):
What the hell's wrong with you? This shit is so fucking good. It's like saying you don't like heat in the summer time! It doesn't make sense. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! Ya'll needs to quit getting your "bah humbug on!"

>puts "All I Want For Christmas" on constant rotation<

as an aside: who wants to see Alexander? I heard you can see #3Rosario Dawson's tats in the movie.

Old Farts!

by chinwhat at 4:23 p.m.
so i'm in a department store, and the cashier is some lady who's old enough to be my lola! thinking: "gat damn! shouldn't you be home making your grand kids nilaga or champurrado or something? Anyways, old people shouldn't be working. They should just be at Square One's food court with their friends. Each hording over their eighty eight cent coffees. Just kicking it. That's what I/we plan on doing. Right?

WAR AI visions

Monday, November 29, 2004

All I want for Christmas is you...

by chinwhat at 2:00 p.m.
So last night I'm coming back home from my Tribunal meeting with a couple of friends. I throw on some EZ Rock since they have the Christmas songs going on right now. One friend was surprised that they started playing this early in the season. Adding that he would be content on listening a mere week before the big day - to which I strongly disagreed. In fact, rotate these all year, and I'd be happy! My other friend dismissed my music taste straight up. Calling into question my sexual orientation. Especially when Nat King("Rub it all over your breasts, and your vagina!) Cole's "The Christmas Song" came on. That's when I said: "This is the fucking joint, yo!" Seriously, I love that song! So I tried to defend my genre selection etc etc etc. Him dismissing dismissing. Even had the audacity (that's right mofo, audacity!) to turn down my music! Later on, Mariah Carrey's "All I Want For Christmas" comes on. And all I said was: "and you're hating on this song right?" And before he could reply 'yes,' I said: "Thats right! That's right, bitch!" Why? Cuz we both know MC came with this jam! I challenge ANYONE to tell me why this song doesn't kick ass! We both agreed that its insanely difficult now a days to not only come with a good Christmas song, but with a CLASSIC Christmas song. Think about it, you gotta come strong! It has to be timeless! It can't sound like it was recorded in year 19XX. It has to have a timeless topic (in this case missing her s.o.) And it has to be strong enough to crack the regular rotation of Christmas songs - which is pretty much impossible. Fuck, you got a butter chance at playing Lottario 49 or something. Anways, heer's my top 10 Christmas songs:

#1 Nat King Cole - The Christmas Song
#2 Any Version - Sleigh Ride - Any versions cool except for the country one. This songs my second choice because its good fast OR slow. What songs can pull it off like that? Realy?
#3 Mariah Carrey - All I Want For Christmas - I like it cuz its sweet... like me...
#4 Stevie Wonder - What Christmas Means To Me - Thanks to years of Jon propaganda
#5 George Michael - Last Christmas - Excellent song!
#6 Ertha Kitt - Santa Baby - Her version's the best, but I'll also accept the C. Basinet version. I like this song cuz its kinda slutty.
#7 Paul McCartney - Wonderfull Christmas - Cuz its fun singing it in an english accent.
#8 Jackson 5 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause - Also slutty like song #6.
#9 Bing Crosby - White Christmas - The best part of this song is the whistling!! That's fucking control right there!
#10 Alvin & The Chipmunks - Christmas Time is Heer - Damn Dave, always so mad!

Hon Mention: That Pop Up video episode where they had that one with what's his name, that old guy who did the song w/that guy in that cat movie who married that tall African lady who should've played Storm in the X-Men movie... you know the one...

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Who Got The Jazz?!?

by chinwhat at 12:00 a.m.
It's Saturday night. My ass is in school. And I'm in a good mood. Heer's why:
1) they have a wonderful classic Hip Hop set on CIUT right now with ATCQ (not now but right NOW)
2) heard a joint off #7 Gwen Stefani's album called 'Serious' which is fucking dope
3) cuz Aanchal smells
4) But most of all: Sharley sharles and Caroline (who thinks I'm 'perfect') just got our hand held shit working. Them and MauroTomorrow done been working on that for two weeks straight will null results (WAR Geek references) until tonight. I guess I should break out the sparkling peach juice for them! >stands up and applauses<

Friday, November 26, 2004

The saddest shit you've ever seen in your life?

by chinwhat at 2:42 p.m.
In my life? I don't know about EVER, but yo, I seen some messed up shit yesterday! So I'm working on a project with three other classmates. I usually drop two of them off after school. One at her house, the other at a bus stop. Apparently we had a late night on wednesday. He missed his bus (ah Mississauga Transit schedules...) so what did he do? He goes to his 24 hour gym (which was near by) and worked out till he got tired. He tried to go to sleep in the back where they're doing renovations but couldn't due to noise. ('roid rage???) Now picture him coming in the next moring. His ass aint shaving until we get this problem fixed, so combine that, plus his messy ass hair and bags under his eyes. Now you gotta ask: "Why didn't he just call home for a pick up, or take a cab?" Why? Why indeed! Cuz hes crazy thats why. Just look at him!

>shakes head<

Thursday, November 25, 2004

No, it wasn't a pizza bagel

by chinwhat at 10:31 a.m.
So I'm fixing me a bagel this morning for breakfast and I thinks to myself:

"I wonder if anyone else thinks of Donatello the Ninja Turtle when they heer Donatella Versace"


Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Forum Wars 2K4???

by chinwhat at 12:07 p.m.
Ah the good ol days of punking each others website's signature books/forums. Good times good times. Need to look back? Go to Internet Archive for some old school laffs! Anyways, seems like everyones got a blog now thanks to Chris. Even The Natty has her own Blog! I just read it. I thought it'd be about some crappy TV shows or something. Instead its about some crappy star and pony diary from yesteryear >yawn< ...

Anyways, I was trying to try to have an intellectual discussion with one of my friends about religion or something. And she was saying how her Hinduness-ness-ness gots the same shit as (insert random religion heer.) After looking at The Golden Rule Poster (which in my opion does NOT suck. In fact its second only to the cat hanging onto the tree with the caption "Hang In There" which kinda looks like this, but not exactly.) Anyways, uh, yeah, we came up with this analogy: religion's like cookies. They're all good, but still contain the basic essentials like flour and sugar/spirituality and rules. See, some cookies/religions are nutty (like those guys who bring me the Watch Tower Magazine every Saturday. Damn, why they gotta come so early? Or while I'm eating?) Some are soft (like United Christians,) some are hard and tough (like any hardcore Orthodox religion.) The point? I don't know. Fuck, what am I? A doctor?

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Be You Tih Full

by chinwhat at 1:35 p.m.
So I'm making myself breakfast this morning. Making some fried onions (yes, I eat fried onions for breakfast. What?) in a new teflon pan when I realized that this is beautiful. What is beautiful? This is beautiful:

beautiful: the teflon non-stick coating. When food freely moves around the pan with ease!

but then i realized something unbeautiful.

unbeautiful: after some period of time, be it weeks or months, the teflon begins to lose its unstickynessness. so you literally scrape your food out of the pan. As you sit down and begin to enjoy your meal you have just prepared, you notice all the black pepper flakes mixed in with your food. Then it hits you: you did't put any pepper in your food. Doh!

Since Ruby's got a fancy quote on her blog which i enjoy, I'm going to quote one myself. I found this on a table down by the 2ndCup downstairs:
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words but to live by them - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

So in other words, expect me to give all yous a 'thank you' punch in the face!
WAR ChowNation Heroes

Shit, I deleted the wrong one...

by chinwhat at 12:31 p.m.
stupid me! I'm such an idiot!

Anyways, my first post was just a link to my webpage so it doesn't really matter. But I lost Ruby's insult! How convinient!