Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Vacation

by chinwhat at 9:19 PM
So now that I’m full time, I’m allotted a grand total of 10 (ten) vacation days. >cough< >cough< What to do, what to do? I have some ideas, but I’m thinking about going to Jamaica. I know, I know, ya’lls is saying I’m crazy for wanting to go to Jamrock, but every time I step into my friendly neighbourhood Nicey’s Food Mart, I can’t help but think that place quite inviting. Sure Jamaica’s crime rate is one of the worst in the world, but admiring at those posters in Nicey’s… boy, I tells ya!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Charity Dinner – June 2, 2006

by chinwhat at 9:21 PM
Some school friends are part of this charity organization called Everybody Cares Foundation. They’re a group that has putting on a bunch of different events to raise money for needy and worth while causes. On Friday June 2nd, they have a charity dinner that will help raise funds for a school building project in Kenya. I’ve heard the food is good and the dancing is fun. Thread the needle anyone? It's being held at the Woodbine Banquet Hall which is nice. I’ve pretty much decided I’m going (75% down), so who else wants to go? If anyone's interested in some good brown fun (we all know I'm down!) while helping out a good cause let me know, I'll arrange for some tickets. (Memo to Aman and Aanchal, since I’m pimping this on my blog, I get to go for free right? No? Damn browns!)

Monday, March 27, 2006

#5

by chinwhat at 8:57 PM

My top ten continues on with the beautiful Rosario Dawson. I know many of you will be hating on her, but that is why I am up here, and ya’lls is down here. Anyways, I say that I find her a decent actor and has decent screen appeal, but really, do I care? Nope. To quote Stevie Wonder, “Isn’t she lovely?” Don’t believe me? Well, I have two words for you my friends: Lala. Bonilla. And if you don't like her, well, it's not my fault you're a homosexual.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Chin Enjoys the Brown

by chinwhat at 9:51 AM
No, I’m not talking about my well known adoration for Brown Women (ahhh!), but my enjoyment of Chris Brown’s “Yo.” Why do I like this song? I’m a grown ass man! This song is geared towards 15 year old girls (and people with shitty taste in music), so why do I enjoy it so much? I’ve had this song on repeat for over an hour!

Maybe it’s the lyrics? “Fella’s have you seen her?/It was about 5 minutes ago/When I seen the hottest chick that a youngin’s ever seen before”

Maybe it’s his lisp which makes his singing flawed… which I not unenjoyable…

Maybe it’s because I like to clap when he goes “Everybody just clap your hands like this” >clap< >clap< “Just clap your hands like this” >clap< >clap<

Maybe it’s the subject matter. A song about a guy who notices a girl and is thinking of the best possible way to approach? Possibly…

Maybe it’s the video. To quote the little girls from De La Soul’s “De La Soul is Dead”: “Oh my God, the dancing!”

… And speaking of dancing browns, there were many at Afterlife last night. On some Combien!?!? Shit!… or at least, that’s what I’d be writing about if I went. I was supposed to go, but instead, I stayed home because I was mad at my sister – and I’m still reeling this morning!

Why? Because she runs her mouth way to much! Yesterday afternoon, we went for a quick shwarma run on Dundas. She stayed in the car while I ran out to grab the food. When I got back, she was on her phone. I got in and placed the bag on her side, by her feet. While still on her phone, she inspects the bag and the first and only thing she says to me in a disgusted tone while eyeing me: “Where’s the fries?! Where’s the rice?! I can’t eat this!!” What. The. Fuck??!?! I swear, I almost had a huge meltdown right then and there! I should’ve punched her in the mouth! I’m buying *her* food and she’s getting mad at me?!? She doesn’t ask me how much or even offer a “thanks” for getting her anything? (side tangent: see, I also hate this about people in general. I’ve noticed we have this real ugly sense of entitlement. Like we deserve certain things, when in actuality, they’re luxuries and we should be appreciative for even having the opportunity to possess these items. Righteousness temporarily finished.)

Why do I let her/people talk to me like that? I need to stop being so nice and increase my ‘jerk’ rating. I swear, one day, I’m going to be on some “Nobody better fuck with Chin today!” talking in third person and shit…

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Dear Summer,

by chinwhat at 3:06 PM
I know you gonna miss me
For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees
S-Dots with Polo fleeces
Purple label shit with the logo secret
Give me couple years, shit I might just sneak in
A couple words and like Peaches & Herb
We'll be Reunited and it feels so hood
Have the whole world saying "How you still so good?"

*****

What I learned from watching the Raptors last week:
Matt Bonner doesn’t have a car, but he does have a driver’s license.
Pape Sow doesn't have a driver’s license, but he does have a car.
Allegedly, Bonner drives Sow’s car (and Sow) around.

****

The Utah Jazz’s Andrei Kirilenko went on Inside the NBA a couple of weeks ago (dressed quite preppy – so much so, the crew called him out on that) and was asked about the ESPN story and his wife's Birthday present for him. That gift being him beina allowed to sleep with one woman a year. Not only did he not deny the story, but he confirmed it! Saying they were a realistic couple and realized that one reason married couples separate, is because they need some outside love. Needless to say, the TNT crew was impressed! Oh, and Mrs. Kirilenko doesn’t get that privilege.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Trick or Treat: Dinner with Cathy (aka Happy Women’s Day)

by chinwhat at 10:39 PM
Last evening I get an email from Cathy at around 6:30. She asks if I want come downtown and meet her for dinner. Is she calling me out just so we can have some nice dinner? Or is does she have some ulterior motive? Well, if you know Cathy like I know Cathy, then you can understand my trepidation (yes bitches, I know what it means and I used it in a sentence. I ain’t that dumb dumb, now am I? Or am I????). Since I’m Husband #5 I felt a duty to come out and sub in while RealHusband Al was doing whatever it was that he was doing. Sure, I was (quite) scared Cathy was going to ball her eyes out, but when duty calls… (I'd like to think I'm getting better, but we all know how I get when girls cry… uuggghhh!) Anyways, she brought me to One of a Kind Pasta (which we call One of a Crap Pasta) and paid for dinner. Thanks Cathy! Now if only I was in the mood for steak and seafood, the Surf n’ Turf was only $20!!! Instead, I was in a fish mood. Food was very good, company was great, and so was the conversation… that is until Cathy started talking about fornication with Al. “Holy Mackerel! I’m trying to eat my fish here!” (yes I was eating Mackerel and yes, I really wanted to use that joke. Zing!) I mean, its funny when its Cathy, Chris and I, or Cathy, Jon and I. But just Cathy and me? Damn, I need that buffer! We need to make fun of this, I can't do that by myself! Seriously, that’s not cool. I don’t need to suffer while you tell me about you and Al doing ‘it’. >shudder< Seriously… laugh!


WAR Omega3 Trans Fatty Acids

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

You Know You’re Old When…

by chinwhat at 8:03 PM
… there’s a “reunion” concert
… at The Hershey Centre …
… featuring BlackStreet …
… Guy …
… Tony Toni Tone …
… and SWV …
… and you’re excited as a motha …
… and you don’t care how much it is
… because when you’re there …
… and SWV is singing …
… “I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak” …
… I’m singing along with them …
… and shits soooooooo good…

>sings and dances< "Cuz my heart starts beating triple time with thoughts of loving you on my miiiiind (on my miiind)" (c) SWV

Now who wants to go home... AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME!??!!?!?!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Yaay! The Gay Thuperbowl! Hut-Hut!

by chinwhat at 10:10 PM

You want to know why that was the worst Oscars ever?

Because Crash won, that movie was Magnolia for 'tards.

Paul T Anderson made a more eloquent and concise racial commentary in 5 minutes than that fucking thing if it had gone on for 5 hours. Anyone who saw that movie and was moved by its "poignancy" and compelled to examine their own racially based mental constructs is the equivalent of Paris Hilton watching herself sucking off a stranger on the internet and realizing, "Wow! I'm kind of a slut!" Bad. REAL bad.

Other deep thoughts:

BANA SMASH!!

Reeses CHIN looks like the point of a dolphins nose.

Crash=Magnolia for retards.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Friday = The Movies

by chinwhat at 7:49 PM
Well, Friday is the day I’ve been waiting for since it happened: Chappelle’s Block Party. I’m so hyped, yet all I can think about is watching this other movie called Me And You And Everyone We Know. After watching the trailer and reading some reviews, I asked TeamID’s resident film snob, ai, what he thought. His verdict: “Chickflick but doesn't suck.” Good enough for me! I nominate this rental for the next TeamID movie fest.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

See…

by chinwhat at 8:12 PM
...this is why “I love technology” © Kip. Sure, curing cancer and making Astar robots who can put their arms back on (“but you can’t. So play safe!”) is cool and all, but finding funny ass videos you loved from 1994 (a great year) trumps all!

Cheers: oldschool Astar
Jeers: newschool cg Astar