This Week’s Brown Paranoia

In typical Sunday fashion, I headed down to The Beach to play volleyball last week with Chris. George’s friend Lia came, whom I haven’t seen in over a year. (Chris says she was at George’s bday last year, but I’m sure I would’ve remembered seeing her. Anyways…) One of the first thing she says is “Wow, you’ve lost weight!” And the last thing she says “Bye, gain some weight!”

What.
The.
Fuck?

Seriously, I’m not that thin, right? Right? Sure, I’m not push power forward numbers like Al and Jon, but still…

>gets ultra self conscious<