Friday, September 23, 2005

My Out of Office:

by chinwhat at 5:52 p.m.
I will be away from the office from September 26th, hopefully returning October 3rd. Should you require assistance, please send an email to HelpDesk.TRO.


Cuba Libre!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

"Dear Summer..."

by chinwhat at 8:49 p.m.
"... I know you gonna miss me/for we been together like Nike Airs and crips T's" (c) Young Hov

Thanks to many, many things, this summer could quite possibly go down as the greatest in the History of Chin.

Peace to summer!

(Autumn, you'd better step your game up this go 'round!)

Sarcasm On!

by chinwhat at 7:00 a.m.
I'm not sure, but I think that new Chris Rock show debuts today >fog horn sound< Seriously, can they hype that bitch up anymore?!?! "Chris Rock, how Chris Rock, remembers Chris Rock..." sigh...

Tuesday, September 20, 2005


by chinwhat at 8:45 p.m.
Would a vegetarian who’s also against abortion be a hypocrite if they ate eggs?

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Clothes Make The Boy

by chinwhat at 10:09 p.m.
So this weekend, I went shopping for some essentials I’ll be needing in CubaNation with Beth at Square One. We went to the Bay with and went up to the cash to pay for some shorts. One of the ones I wanted didn’t have a price tag on it, so I offered to go look for a comparable pair. While I was gone, my sister said “I should’ve went instead of my brother” since I was taking a long time. The cashier laughed and said “Your brother? I thought that was your boyfriend” which I find amusing. Beth and I, seem to get that a lot.
Anyways, when I return to the counter, he asks what school I go to. “I don’t go to school no more.” I replied.
“So you work?” he asks.
“How old are you?”
“How old do I look?” I ask back.
“I’d say 19 or 20”
I laugh and say “Do I look older than her?” motioning to my sister.
He asks Beth “How old are you?”
To me he says “Yeah.”
I slap the counter and say “That’s right!” while my sister shakes her head in disapproval… not for her looking “older” than me, but of my ghettoness in finding such great pleasure in it.
Our theory, is that it has to be the blue and white polo shirt I was wearing. It has a very “13 year old” feel to it.

Unfortunately having a “19 year old” look didn’t help me out in the swim suit department. One of the shorts I bought was sized “Large”… but it was most likely “Large” in boys sizes. When I (barely) put it on, it smushed my junk, and the crack of my ass could be seen. Ah well, my sister has a new pair of shorts at least.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Things I can’t wait for:

by chinwhat at 9:57 p.m.
- Season 5 of Smallville. (Sweet sweet Dreams of KK) (If Clark doesn't smash Lana in this season, he'll tie Ryo as homo of the century!!!)
- Roma tomatoes available at farmer’s markets. I need to get my tomato sauce on!
- ChiTown (possibly)
- Women dressed all nice and semafisticated thanks to cool autumn weather.
- Indoor Volleyball
- Little Brother’s The Minstrel Show
- Chappelle’s Block Party
- Revolver
- Caribia. Could possibly be the greatest TeamID EVER!!!

Thursday, September 08, 2005


by chinwhat at 7:30 p.m.
So my top ten continues with today’s entry, number eight. First I should mention that spots nine and ten are the most volatile positions in my top ten. It’s either the an up an comer who’s made some major splashes or a top tenner who’s losing her grip – a “What have you done for me lately? Not much!” situation. Eight through six are solid picks that are still holding it down while five to three are upper echelon ladies. Do they have what it takes to penetrate the top two spots – which are basically interchangeable and constant like the speed of light – probably not, but I digress. The number eight spot goes to Destiny’s Child’s Kelly Rowland. All I have to say is she earned this spot soley from the Soldier video when she opened up her white fur coat to reveal that white Vampirella-esque bathing suit. Heatery!!! “Betta be street if he lookin’ at me?” I’ll be that!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

“They Are Old, And We Are Young!”

by chinwhat at 9:05 p.m.
So summer’s done and it’s a little sad. All the summer students I started with, are off to school again leaving me behind with the grown folk. The only thing that helps is repeating the chorus to Salaams Ready For The Show Remix of The Fugees’ Ready Or Not. But then this got me thinking about the school/work dynamic… if there even IS such a thing. You know how everyone is always happy that “it’s Friday?” Example, ask anyone at work how they are on the last day of the work week, and everyone always answers: “It’s Friday!” with a big dumb ass grin. Working slugs live for that day! Just like students live for the last day of school! But the real question is who gets it better? Student’s who celebrate once a year, or us who get that once a week? Then again, they have to dread the first day of school every September, but we have to dread each Mondays. So who has it better and who has it worse?? The answer?? Who gives a fuck!! Nalini is back bitches, and she’s fucking looking hot! Hot, son! As Chris Tucker would say: “Hot. Hot, hot, hot. Hot!” I don’t care about all the hate she gets on the BT message boards, she way better than Malcom In The Middle! (I even dropped them an email and you should too!) Thanks to Pooja for holding it down, but Nalini's got it!


Tuesday, September 06, 2005

“Tell ‘em Why You Mad Kanye!”

by chinwhat at 9:19 p.m.

NBC had a telethon to help out Katrina victims last Friday.
Kanye was on it.
He was doing a segment with Mike Myers.
Mike read his part from the teleprompter like he was supposed to.
Kanye did not.
Kanye felt he had to let his personal views be known.
I felt like laughing because it was hilarious.
NBC control room cut off Mike Myers and went straight to Chris Tucker.
Chris Tucker freestyled his little monologue.
It was so bad, it was good.
No, check that. It was great! Great, great, great. Great!

This past weekend was the comic strip Blondie’s 75th anniversary. I'm not one to dig on white women, but props to Dagwood for having such a hot wife and a hot daughter. Yeah, I said it. So what?

And if you think Google tool bar is the shit, then you ain’t seen the new Jalen Rose tool bar. That's Gangsta!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Let's Sudoku!

by chinwhat at 7:58 p.m.
I’m hooked on this number puzzle game called Sudoku.
It’s like a crossword puzzle, but more funner!
I first noticed it in The Toronto Star.
It’s really simple, yet so addictive!
I never knew how popular it was until I checked Wikipedia.
I think it satisfies the programming side of my brain…
In fact, I’m thing of how I’d make a program to create/solve Sudoku puzzles.
Wiki says it took someone over six years.
It can’t be that difficult can it?

Try it out!