Yaay! The Gay Thuperbowl! Hut-Hut!

You want to know why that was the worst Oscars ever?

Because Crash won, that movie was Magnolia for 'tards.

Paul T Anderson made a more eloquent and concise racial commentary in 5 minutes than that fucking thing if it had gone on for 5 hours. Anyone who saw that movie and was moved by its "poignancy" and compelled to examine their own racially based mental constructs is the equivalent of Paris Hilton watching herself sucking off a stranger on the internet and realizing, "Wow! I'm kind of a slut!" Bad. REAL bad.

Other deep thoughts:

BANA SMASH!!

Reeses CHIN looks like the point of a dolphins nose.

Crash=Magnolia for retards.