Monday, March 06, 2006

Yaay! The Gay Thuperbowl! Hut-Hut!

by chinwhat at 10:10 PM

You want to know why that was the worst Oscars ever?

Because Crash won, that movie was Magnolia for 'tards.

Paul T Anderson made a more eloquent and concise racial commentary in 5 minutes than that fucking thing if it had gone on for 5 hours. Anyone who saw that movie and was moved by its "poignancy" and compelled to examine their own racially based mental constructs is the equivalent of Paris Hilton watching herself sucking off a stranger on the internet and realizing, "Wow! I'm kind of a slut!" Bad. REAL bad.

Other deep thoughts:

BANA SMASH!!

Reeses CHIN looks like the point of a dolphins nose.

Crash=Magnolia for retards.

3 Comments:

Blogger jazzexorcizin' said...

Though I won't begrudge you the criticism of Crash (but whaddya gonna do? regurgitation is synonomous with resourcefulness in mass media, i.e. Million Dollar Baby... Hilary Swank wearing the pants + Clint Eastwood directing + Morgan Freeman supporting + boxing = no contest NOR creativity), I will call your bluff on 'racial commentary' in Magnolia. Explain... Only minority characters in the film appeared in very 'minor' (haha) supporting roles, more like cameos really... I also call you out on shining off ye olde film degree every now and again - last time you stepped in any of the big C's (Carlton, Cumberland or Cinematheque) or watched a film wherein the English is conveyed via subtitles was...? Scoreboard.

3/07/2006 03:54:00 PM  
Blogger chinwhat said...

i heart jessica alba.

3/07/2006 06:02:00 PM  
Blogger social casualty said...

shhhhh! no one is supposed to know...
Seriously who gives a shit?
Comment: this movie is nothing more than more steaming piles of shit released in January. January is nothing more than a month to catch those great late december movies......OUT
And Magnolia wasn't about the darkies and the whities, you is correct, sir. BUT if PTA wanted too... he could, dammit. now give me back my son. J alba for prez, dead prez that is - war block party.

3/07/2006 07:29:00 PM  

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