Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Be You Tih Full

by chinwhat at 1:35 p.m.
So I'm making myself breakfast this morning. Making some fried onions (yes, I eat fried onions for breakfast. What?) in a new teflon pan when I realized that this is beautiful. What is beautiful? This is beautiful:

beautiful: the teflon non-stick coating. When food freely moves around the pan with ease!

but then i realized something unbeautiful.

unbeautiful: after some period of time, be it weeks or months, the teflon begins to lose its unstickynessness. so you literally scrape your food out of the pan. As you sit down and begin to enjoy your meal you have just prepared, you notice all the black pepper flakes mixed in with your food. Then it hits you: you did't put any pepper in your food. Doh!

Since Ruby's got a fancy quote on her blog which i enjoy, I'm going to quote one myself. I found this on a table down by the 2ndCup downstairs:
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words but to live by them - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

So in other words, expect me to give all yous a 'thank you' punch in the face!
WAR ChowNation Heroes


Blogger Little Missus said...

I am so disappointed in you. I thought you were mister Stainless Steel for life!! And i quote: "When I get a house of my own my kitchen's going to have all stainless steel, none of this teflon shit!!!"

I guess your word's as good as Karsten's: US 3 4 LIFE!

11/25/2004 12:11:00 p.m.  
Blogger chinwhat said...

Cathy, your selective reading obviously missed the part where I dissed it a few lines after. Maybe you should worry about your own blog content (or lack thereof) instead of critisizing someone elses.

11/25/2004 12:17:00 p.m.  
Blogger Little Missus said...

Actually, you failed to see the initial point I was trying to get across.

You shouldn't have been using teflon in the first place!!!

Pssshhh...I was going to get you a cast iron skillet for your birthday. As Jon would say: "You WERE up here". Looks like I'm gonna have to turn your membership in to Teflon King. As Jon would say "I can't help it if you're down heer"



11/25/2004 12:20:00 p.m.  
Blogger chinwhat said...

And you call yourself a freind? I already got a cast iron skillet you idiot!

11/25/2004 12:23:00 p.m.  

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