Apologies

Apparently, Queen Victoria had issues with my blog posting where I claimed that she said “haters” during her speech at Charlene&Mike's wedding. So much so, she aggressively stepped up to me during Ruby’s pseudo annual Kelso BBQ and unleashed a violent tirade on my poor ass. “I DIDN’T SAY ‘HATERS!’ I SAID ‘GATORS!’ YOU DUMB FUCK!!!” (Geez, the language!) I was quite sure I heard her say ‘haters’ so I asked others for what they heard that night and it came down to a 3-3 decision. We needed a tie breaker and unfortunately Shuanjay was soaking up the sun in CubaNation.

I saw him online today and asked him…

Me: yo

Shaun: yo

M: think back to charlene's wedding. victoria's speech
'member when she mentioned Merideth?
and we boo'd?
do you remember if she said "haters" or "Gators" ???
cuz she says she said "Gators" and so did others. but me, chris and mike heard "haters"

S: i heard gators
but it sounded like haters

M:shit, for real?

With the score at 4-3, I offer my apologies for the err:

Dear Victoria, please accept my apologies for quoting you incorrectly during your speech. But I’d also like to say that I do not deserve the verbal assault you lay on me… okay, I do deserve it, but still, you didn't have to poke me in the chest, spit on my face and step on my shoes. Especially the shoe part. That was too far!

Happy Birthday Ruby!!!

So you're the big three oh - and that's "oh" as in "ooooooooooooooooooooooh!" Again, I can't hang out with you no more. See, you're in your 30's and i'm still in my 20's and I just can't get down with you old folk like that. Congratulations on entering the new demographic!

(and thanks for making us go to your BBQ which made us miss this year's United Way Great Neighbourhood Race. Yup, i'm putting the blame squarely on you! Now it'll be two years before i can get revenge on The Natty's team)

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RSXXXY & Me

As everyone and their moms knows (literally! I know my mom knows, and Cathy's mom knows), Shaun rolled his ankle during a soccer game. It was about a month ago when I asked him to come out and played w/me and my co-workers. I don't need to go into detail about how he was crying*, so I won't... (especially since its way funnier if I imitate him for yalls in person)

Anyways, I was charged with taking Shaun's Acura, RSXXXY home since he couldn't drive. And well, I'll just put it this way: RSXXXY ain't experience things with Shaunjay that she experienced with me! And I have video to prove it! True this is really late, and i really should edit it, but I don't have the time or the patience. "Pyschobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero is already kicking my ass and i don't know if my already broken confidence can take it! Here's some of what I filmed:





Considering that its been a while since I was charged with the car, its safe to say that 1. the smell no longer lingers and 2. shaun didn't notice the stain where i dropped some food. laugh!

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*although shaun will disagree, i did see tears coming out of his eyes... as he lay on the grass... at mid field... delaying the game...

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The ceremony and reception was at Niagara-on-the-lake and the whole day was quite excellent. Congratulations to Charlene and Mike!!

The weather was perfect for July. Hot and sunny, but not unbareable. The ceremony was really short, only 20 minutes. Very nice and to the point. Reception was awesome. Food was very very good. Music was top choice (DJ even played R. Charles' The Right Time). Akahol was free flowing. But most importantly of all, the couple looked extremely happy.



Also gotta mention that when Victoria was doing her speech, she mentioned meeting Charlene in grade 9 English. Miss Merideth's class. Since Merideth's not the most >ahem< popular teacher, I/we booed. Funny thing is that Victoria thought we were booing her, so she called us out by saying "haters." Hahahaha.

RIP Guitar Hero

if RockBand looks as fun as it does below, i don't need no dang GuitarHero!



Oh sugar snaps!!!

My Latest Internet Crush

>ahem<

I like her style and profile... i think she's sexy as the hell.

that is all...