How to Eat The Spiders of The Sea

The only reference of Baltimore I really had is from that episode of The Cosby Show where Vanessa heads to Maryland for a concert. (Clair Huxtable gets her black on when ripping ‘nessa a new one. “Bawl-ta-moar!” Ms. Rashad’s acting is truly epic. >golf claps< Sooo good!)

So when Al suggested we do a roadie for some crab, I was down!

We get into Stoney Creek Inn and right away see the poster for Diner, Drive Ins & Dives. Yup, we got the right spot.

Went through the menu and settled on some Cherry Pepsi, crab cakes and a dozen large steamed crabs.

From Balitmore, Maryland - 08.29.09

Armed with our little mallet, a plastic knife and a whole roll of paper towel we went to work. The food was great and we were all very satisfied.

From Balitmore, Maryland - 08.29.09

Good thing I learned how to eat crab in December or else it would’ve wound up with Shaun and I fighting over crab claws (although our table was way more messy than other customers)

From Balitmore, Maryland - 08.29.09

After clearing mount crab, we all noticed some sort of "funny" feeling. (for ai, it was probably the runs) Does crab have hallucinogen properties?

The Bromance in Baltimore

Before TeamID hit up the state of Maryland, we needed to make a quick stop for some snackage at the friendly neighborhood WalMart.

From Balitmore, Maryland - 08.29.09

Now I don’t know who said it was a good recipe, or idea, or QA test allowance, but the house brand chocolate covered almonds that were purchased is pure disgusting (in a bad way). The ingredients list have ‘cocoa powder’ as the eighth ingredient. Eighth! No wonder this shit tastes like shampoo!

On the ride down, I don’t know what was up with Shaunjay, but he must’ve just finished up watching some gay porn (which would explain the sore arm and late night he had). He mentioned on two separate occasions that he wanted me to give ai a blow job.

What? Really? Do you want to watch or something? That’s disgusting!

From Balitmore, Maryland - 08.29.09

After getting there at night, we drove around downtown coming across funny street names, looking for some gel (not sure why I got in trouble for not having any considering my hair isn’t long enough to actually style) and noticing the separation between black and white party districts (with a police department conveniently between them).

Finally reaching our beds some time past 1am, I quickly fell asleep only to be woken up by Shaunjay “I don’t snore anymore”/”I don’t snore as much” ‘s…. yup, snoring.

I admit, I was kinda mad. I threw my pillow at him and it shut him up for about 10min which was pleasantly a lot longer than I expected. But then, back to his snoring.

So then I get up take a look at his topless body and kick the side of his mattress.

Startled he gets up. “Chin?!?” followed by a confused pause.

“Yo, sleep on your stomach” I replied. (*apparently*, if he does that, he doesn’t snore anymore)

Dazed, Shaunjay says, “I thought someone was going to get me”

I laugh, “Sleep on your stomach, man”

“Sorry, yo” He lays on his stomach and 30 seconds later…. “snnooooooore”

ai and I woke up early (because Shaunjay was still snoring) and noticed that the snorer’s thumb was in his mouth. Which led me to wonder: how does a person snore when he’s sucking on his thumb?

As revenge, a picture was taken of the "snoring manbaby" but I won’t put it up on here. That just wouldn’t be right. But if you want it, let me know I’ll let the graciousness of the internet show you the photo.

Today: The Bromance goes to look for some grub and to a ball game, but most importantly, two pairs of ear plugs.

What. Thee. Fuck.

my boy X from my previous place of work messages me:

X says:
guy...i found a job
for you

me says:
word?

X says:
Technical Support Analyst, IT
DUTIES:

- Follow established Help Desk procedures in problem determination and resolution
- Assist PC support team with PC configuration and setup
- Maintain computer inventory database
- Coordinate purchase requests with IT staff and vendors
- Assist in operations documentation
- Produce monthly reports of help desk statistics and distribute to IT management

me says:
whwere dis?

X says:
Notify user community whenever system issues arise
- Other duties as required

QUALIFICATIONS:

- Post-secondary education (university degree or college diploma) or a recognized IT certification
- Minimum 6 years experience in a similar role
- Experience in Pharmaceutical IT or related (validated systems)
- Strong knowledge of Meridian PBX, Veritas Backup, Exchange, Anti-Virus, Windows Server a
- Strong problem solving and analytical skills
- Strong interpersonal and communication skills
- Working knowledge of Cisco skills (non-expert).
- Ability to configure switches.
- Dedicated and self-motivated person who can interact effectively with all levels of the organization.
- Ability to learn quickly in a challenging environment
- Demonstrated commitment to our fundamental principles of I

PATHE0N SON!

me says:
:|

X says:
they just put up this posting.
i fucking dare you to apply

m says:
fuck!
like what the fuck


****

seriously, they let me go with severance just so they can turn around and hire for the same position? how fucked up is this? Really? That place is so fucked. No wonder FUCK! that's all i can think of right now. Fucking fuck!! i'm so fucking heated...

.:bored:.

so i went out and took some shots...

Is Life Going to Be Like Firefly (that scifi tv show that Dr. T watches)

As i continue my search for a jay oh bee, i head over to GE's website and do a search. I was just about to fill out the location list box when it asks what US State or "Chinese Provice" Wow! it's like that now i guess....

Ice T Breaks an Apple Laptop

Before Al gets all defensive, this is not an apple hate post. Put. The. Knife. Down.



you know what the best parts of this video is?

the second best part is when we first hear Coco and she goes "ohhhh"

but THEE best part is when T smashes out one of the fans and goes "Cooling prongs" hahahaha, so funny. "Kooling Prahngs"

Maps, yo!

In my search for my next company to work for, i came across this BAD ASS map.

Caribana 2KWine

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

This year’s Tribal Knights theme was Birds of Paradise. Our section in the band was Hummingbirds which was blue and white. In order to jazz it out, I could only do one thing that related to birds and the colour blue. And that would be:

BIRD. NATION. (waves arms like a bird) Hahahaha.

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

Highlights:
Cup + vodka + free red bulls = rum + coke = good time

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

I don’t know what “Falundafa” is, but I’m guessing it stands for “Chinese Marching Band That Seems Awkwardly Out of Place”. No, I didn’t get a chance to speak to them, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t “Chiny”

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

Apparently they were part of one of the bands playing but not sure which one. Later on in the day, I noticed them trying to escape and file through the rammed parade route. Since I was going in the same direction, I figure I’d walk with them. It was so packed that when i was walking with them, I could feel my butt sort of sitting on the drum of one the Falundafa drum folks. With the soca playing from the trucks, I was dancing as i walked, bumping my bottom up and down on the musicians drum for about thirty seconds before she moved it off to the side, hahaha.


Saw my girl Nalini doing some Live On Location stuff (and no, she can’t dance to this type of music. In fact, she was quite terrible. But its okay cuz she still gots her looks) Later on at night, we were watching the recast of CP24s coverage and I actually make it on TV for about a minute.

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

(sorry for the poor quality. I really need to stop using my cell phone’s video capture) Funny how the two Filipino girls can’t get as low as our Grenadian and Guyanese friends.



And of course, Pervert’s Row. Oh, everyone sees you trying to be all nonchalant with your zoom lens pointed at woman grinding up on each other. You guys aren’t fooling anyone, creepy as muthas.

From The Missed Adventures of Chin

Hilarious: this golf cart was making its way against the parade route when it had to stop for a brief minute…

Had a blast this year once again. Great music with lots of girls dancing it up. Great vibes but I've only got major gripe: folks really need to stop coming onto the parade route. It really fucks up the flow and nothing moves. Its just a jammed up mess of people with no one moving anywhere.