Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What. Thee. Fuck.

by chinwhat at 11:22 AM
my boy X from my previous place of work messages me:

X says:
guy...i found a job
for you

me says:
word?

X says:
Technical Support Analyst, IT
DUTIES:

- Follow established Help Desk procedures in problem determination and resolution
- Assist PC support team with PC configuration and setup
- Maintain computer inventory database
- Coordinate purchase requests with IT staff and vendors
- Assist in operations documentation
- Produce monthly reports of help desk statistics and distribute to IT management

me says:
whwere dis?

X says:
Notify user community whenever system issues arise
- Other duties as required

QUALIFICATIONS:

- Post-secondary education (university degree or college diploma) or a recognized IT certification
- Minimum 6 years experience in a similar role
- Experience in Pharmaceutical IT or related (validated systems)
- Strong knowledge of Meridian PBX, Veritas Backup, Exchange, Anti-Virus, Windows Server a
- Strong problem solving and analytical skills
- Strong interpersonal and communication skills
- Working knowledge of Cisco skills (non-expert).
- Ability to configure switches.
- Dedicated and self-motivated person who can interact effectively with all levels of the organization.
- Ability to learn quickly in a challenging environment
- Demonstrated commitment to our fundamental principles of I

PATHE0N SON!

me says:
:|

X says:
they just put up this posting.
i fucking dare you to apply

m says:
fuck!
like what the fuck


****

seriously, they let me go with severance just so they can turn around and hire for the same position? how fucked up is this? Really? That place is so fucked. No wonder FUCK! that's all i can think of right now. Fucking fuck!! i'm so fucking heated...

2 Comments:

Blogger Rubex Cube said...

WTF are they looking for a contract person and getting rid of a full timer? so messed up!

8/18/2009 11:39:00 AM  
Blogger OhPunk! said...

Probably pay less -- no benefits. Fuck 'em. I hope one of their plant burns down in blaze of glory.

8/18/2009 07:11:00 PM  

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