Dear Chris and Jon

what the hell? You guys were looking at porn on my laptop? I go to turn it off and i find this:

Giggles

"I was mad at Dirk because he stole my point guard. I couldn't get him back no other way."

-- LeBron James, joking after the Jason Kidd trade about why he dunked on Dirk Nowitzki in the final minute of Sunday's All-Star Game.

He said what?

From Gilbert Arena's Blog

On the East side, I don’t know if there were any big snubs. I mean, some people wanted Jose Calderon. Jose Calderon? Who? Come on man, this is All-Star, people. When I’ve seen some of the names that are being thrown around on the ticker as snubs, it’s killing me. I understand Calderon has the best assist-turnover ratio in the league, but you know what’s funny? All back-up point guards have the best assist-turnover ratios. Screw it, Kevin Ollie should be an All-Star then! For like five or six years, Ollie was No. 1 in assist-turnover ratio!

Recruitement Week Part 1: Raptors Game?

Going to Raptors games is fun, but not so fun when you stand. Let's go again. Who's down?

“We Win!”* (or FiL!)

On previous occasions, whenever TeamID member brings a new girl to an event, Cathy would display her angry face/stare at the new girl making them feel uncomfortable.

Could it be her AlphaFemale syndrome? Or just concentrated listening? Not sure, but there are a few different opinions and theories (OP!)

Cathy doesn’t like it when we call her out on it – which we did Friday night – and she got pretty mad (which I’d like to apologize for) and almost cried in front of all of us.

While Cathy fought back tears of anger, Shaun brought real shitty small talk offerings (laugh, ghetto Shaun)

Saturday morning, I had this convo with Cathy:

Cathy: good morning, jerkface

chin: morning crybaby

Cathy: so what....you guys hurt my feelings
Cathy: that's okay i forgive you
Cathy: i'm not mad anymore

chin: what!? we should be the ones forgiving you!

Cathy: what!!!!???

chin: think about it

Cathy: i don't get it
Cathy: the only one i needed to apologize to was kev
Cathy: and i did last night

chin: what about looking mean at all the girls?

Cathy: i told him i wasn't thinking straight because i was upset
Cathy: i don't though

chin: but you do

Cathy: (at least not consciously)
Cathy: but you should know that i'm probably one of the happiest people for you guys when you have girlfriends/commitment partners

chin: we know you dont do it on purpose, but you have to stop that. laugh

Cathy: ic
Cathy: fine
Cathy: i accept

chin: "fall in line"

So what does this mean?

Well, hopefully it means Cathy’s not going to do “meanFace” no more. And if she does, well, fuck, I don’t know… I guess we’ll just punk her till she stops in typical TeamID fashion. Fall in line!


Now Chris can bring Ms. Africa out now!

*”We” as in “the guys”