“Anger makes dull men witty...”

So Alison and I are discussing how funny Anth is when he gets mad. And even funnier when he's pissed! She then mentions she’s never seen me mad and then reminds me of the time Anth and I went to Europe. Well, aside from being mad at Cathy last year, here’s a word-for-word account of me becoming quite (QUITE!) angry as written in my memoir (what some of you may call a ‘diary’)

Sunday June 3 (2001) Day 10 of 16 - Rome to Florence
Stop to take our group pic. Then into Florence. Learn how leather is made? Eff that. Me and Anth on our own yet again. Get to a bridge. See someone chilling on one of the legs. Nice. Hook back up w/the rest of the group. See imitation statue of David. Chillin, waitin for our tour to start. This German speaking tour comes in front of me. *shrug* I’m not moving. Gon listen to them. Some tourist sends his son to get a better view w/the camcorder. Then the father notices his son standing to close to me so he comes and stands between me and his son. WTF? Then he sends his son away while covering his hands over his pickets and glaring at me. What!?! He walks way to his son and wife. Still eyes me. I eye him back. Now all three of them eye me and have some sort of smirk on his face. Their group walks away and I tell Anth. He says its cuz I’m all “thugged out”. Psh – I guess.

I find this funny. My writing doesn’t really capture how pissed off I was. I mean, why the fu(k’s he looking at me like that? I’m pretty sure I told AI something to the affect of: “If I see them again, I’m going to fight them!” Laugh, and honestly, I was more than ready to throw! Ah good times…



Stumbled upon this comic strip site. Most are pretty funny and straight forward. Personally, I find these hee lay ree us:
Schlorbians Again
Nice T-shirt
Angry Hammer
Splash Friends (would probably be jon’s favorite)
No Survivors
Better Luck Next Time
Elephant Dream
Raft Friends
New Specs for Ken
Adult Heaven
Skeleton Clown

Keepin' it gully:chin