Happy VD!!

Happy (Belated) VD!

A couple of us ole boys around the campfire (lunch) on VD and a buddy (who was present at the table), context is self-explanatory, I think.

Topic: pleasing the ladies without premature bust-a-nut.

Consensus:

"It is AMAZING that you referenced >co-worker x<>co-worker y<. We used to have conversations about whether or not he would completely destroy a woman's conch-shell by going too fast. On top of that, could he even pace himself? If she said "slower, >co-worker x<," would he be able to comply? And if he DOES go that fast, and can't help it, is it even physically possible to make HER happy? With his tongue, maybe, but let's be serious here for a second: He obviously went through college with the nickname "Quiky," and that had to hurt his ego just a bit. So much, in fact, that he DOES produce self-induced ejaculations. Well argued point, methinks."

Yes, that's what us dudes talk about ladies, (on VD nonetheless!) you've been warned.