Thursday, May 12, 2005

Things That Chicks Do That Make Them Less Hotter

by chinwhat at 5:34 p.m.
- talk how Juliet Lewis looks – like a dumb blonde
- be conceded >looks in Ruby’s direction<
- horks and spits
- can’t walk in high heels
- listens to really shitty music (“The dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum” © Masta Killah)
- complains to much
- talks to much
- has a ‘princess’ attitude
- acts too neurotic
- start (what would eventually be) a shitty anecdote with "My husband..." (or to a lesser extent "My fiance..." or to an even LESSER extenet "My boyfriend...")

Now if some female does these things, it doesn’t make them unhot, it just decreases their hot ratings.


Blogger Rubex Cube said...

Very funny, hahah thank God that I don't have any of these qualities! :P

5/13/2005 10:19:00 a.m.  
Blogger Little Missus said...

Easy...Stud Muffin -

Things that make guys less hot:

-Thinks Johnny Depp is goofy looking
-be conceded (your shoes aren't as clean as mine; therefore, i'm better than you)
-has boogers in their nose
-can't wear the proper underwear with nice dress pants
-thinks that any music that isn't what they listen to is sh*tty
-complains too much ( shoulder hurts)
- talks too little (i.e. girls are not mind readers, approach them)
-acts like a fag (i.e. ewww, that tomato has a's going to poison me)
-acts too neurotic (i.e. f*ck if you're going to touch my records the least you could do is put them in the same spot you found them)

the lesson here: we all look for things in others that we lack in ourselves.....


ah chin...spread the love...

5/13/2005 03:23:00 p.m.  
Blogger chinwhat said...


5/15/2005 09:03:00 p.m.  

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