Thursday, May 12, 2005

Things That Chicks Do That Make Them Less Hotter

by chinwhat at 5:34 p.m.
- talk how Juliet Lewis looks – like a dumb blonde
- be conceded >looks in Ruby’s direction<
- horks and spits
- can’t walk in high heels
- listens to really shitty music (“The dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum” © Masta Killah)
- complains to much
- talks to much
- has a ‘princess’ attitude
- acts too neurotic
- start (what would eventually be) a shitty anecdote with "My husband..." (or to a lesser extent "My fiance..." or to an even LESSER extenet "My boyfriend...")

Now if some female does these things, it doesn’t make them unhot, it just decreases their hot ratings.

3 Comments:

Blogger Rubex Cube said...

Very funny, hahah thank God that I don't have any of these qualities! :P

5/13/2005 10:19:00 a.m.  
Blogger Little Missus said...

Easy...Stud Muffin -

Things that make guys less hot:

-Thinks Johnny Depp is goofy looking
-be conceded (your shoes aren't as clean as mine; therefore, i'm better than you)
-has boogers in their nose
-can't wear the proper underwear with nice dress pants
-thinks that any music that isn't what they listen to is sh*tty
-complains too much (man...my shoulder hurts)
- talks too little (i.e. girls are not mind readers, approach them)
-acts like a fag (i.e. ewww, that tomato has a bruise...it's going to poison me)
-acts too neurotic (i.e. f*ck if you're going to touch my records the least you could do is put them in the same spot you found them)

the lesson here: we all look for things in others that we lack in ourselves.....

laugh

ah chin...spread the love...

5/13/2005 03:23:00 p.m.  
Blogger chinwhat said...

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5/15/2005 09:03:00 p.m.  

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