Sunday, May 29, 2005

“I Had To Go See About A Girl” © The Greatest Movie of All Time!

by chinwhat at 9:33 p.m.
“No expectations leads to no disappointments” vs. “Swinging from your heels”

On the one hand, you’ve got a defensive mechanism that protects oneself from getting fucked up. On the other, you’ve got the killer attitude you need to get all the things you want and more! But can you do both at the same time? I mean, if you keep aiming for that grand slam, you’re going strike out eventually right? And striking out sucks! (That’s what? A lap around the diamond each time?) But then again, if you hit that meatball out of the park, you’re a stud, period! On the flip side, if you just hit for singles and doubles, your average willll go up. Who doesn’t like a four hundred hitter? But then again, your RBIs suffer, you won’t reach that upper echelon all-star level and won’t be able to see your record breaking, juiced up baseball sell for Xmillion dollars to some jerk ass comic book guy.

What’s a fella to do?


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