Please allow me to rant:
by chinwhat at 1:41 p.m.
- Well, a NewYearsResolution bites the dust: no StrictlySalsa classes courtesy of Mississauga Parks and Rec. Damn class is full. And I blame no one but Shaun J. for taking to long to sign up. “My wallet’s in the car” “Let’s sign up tomorrow” Fuck! Now if I happen to be at a club. And salsa comes on, I’ll have to step off the dance floor… more so…
- Stupid spyware! So Internet Explorer has weaknesses? Nooooooo way! Damn MS. I though installing my new hard drive would be easy with today’s technology. “Wave of the Future!” “Tomorrow Today!” Right? “Wrong. WRONG!” © Charlie Murphy. Firefox, here I come!
- Been catching a lot of heat for my current “singlehood” status over the last weekend. I know what my status is. I don't need to be reminded! I'm reminded everytime I go home! And: “Scoreboard. Scoreboard.” Think I don’t know what the “Scoreboard” is?? If anyone knows how long it’s been since I had an S.O., its me! Ya’lls don’t need to remind me!
- I’m not saying pregnant chicks turn me on. I don’t go to preggy porn. But when I usually see pregnant women, I appreciate their glow. I think: wow, they look beautiful! They're about to give life! Beautiful! ... except for Nalini. Damn girl, what happened??!!? Face all... yknow...
- How come I don’t have that many friends on my Friendster?
- You know those bed sheets that are fitted to cover the mattress? The ones with the elastic? Why do they have to be so hard to fold?? I mean, I just spent a lot of time ironing these ‘yatches! In fact, why do I have to iron bed sheets, comforters and covers? My ironing board ain’t that long! AND why does my iron use up so much water so fast! Every 14 minutes I gotta top this thing up!
*rant over*
- Stupid spyware! So Internet Explorer has weaknesses? Nooooooo way! Damn MS. I though installing my new hard drive would be easy with today’s technology. “Wave of the Future!” “Tomorrow Today!” Right? “Wrong. WRONG!” © Charlie Murphy. Firefox, here I come!
- Been catching a lot of heat for my current “singlehood” status over the last weekend. I know what my status is. I don't need to be reminded! I'm reminded everytime I go home! And: “Scoreboard. Scoreboard.” Think I don’t know what the “Scoreboard” is?? If anyone knows how long it’s been since I had an S.O., its me! Ya’lls don’t need to remind me!
- I’m not saying pregnant chicks turn me on. I don’t go to preggy porn. But when I usually see pregnant women, I appreciate their glow. I think: wow, they look beautiful! They're about to give life! Beautiful! ... except for Nalini. Damn girl, what happened??!!? Face all... yknow...
- How come I don’t have that many friends on my Friendster?
- You know those bed sheets that are fitted to cover the mattress? The ones with the elastic? Why do they have to be so hard to fold?? I mean, I just spent a lot of time ironing these ‘yatches! In fact, why do I have to iron bed sheets, comforters and covers? My ironing board ain’t that long! AND why does my iron use up so much water so fast! Every 14 minutes I gotta top this thing up!
*rant over*
2 Comments:
One word "gay", you iron your bed sheets damn that is hardcore! :P
Psh, you don't?! (looks at Ruby with disgust)
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