Monday, January 02, 2006

2005 Like This…

by chinwhat at 10:21 a.m.

Well, there goes 2K5 and who knew it'’d be better than 2K4? I could go back and reminisce on every single thing that happened, but then again, you could just scroll down… Anyways, here's some moments I'’d like to share that I may or may not have mentioned in previous posts:

Favorite Lie of the Year:
Telling folks that I have a job at a pharmaceutical company... as a human guinea pig. According to my lies, I'’d take some medication, sleep there for eight hours while some readings were taken (or something). C'mon guys, how stupid do you think I am?!?! (Don't answer that!)
Runner Up: Mentioning my glorious foot modeling career to Summer. Yes, an oldie, but goodie.
Second Runner Up: I would actually provide Chappelle's Show Season 3 with my KK gift pack. >insert evil laugh here!<

Moments When I Actually Wish My Life Would End:
There were several dark and depressing times for me this year. Times I felt so low, I wish I could just leave this plane of existence. These occurred whenever I'’d see on the television or hear on the radio any of the following songs: Daddy Yankee's Gasolina (all of a sudden, that KK porn gift ain't looking so bad!), Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl (biggest piece of shit EVER!!! A turd so big, Al would need two hands and a garbage bag to mash it up!), Akon and Young Jeezy's Soul Survivor (seriously, fuck Akon!) and that Massari song/video which was released recently, yet had wonderful video/song clichés from 1997. Seriously, after any of these "“songs,"” I just wanted to Seppuku myself!

Biggest Disappointment of the Year:
Chin's World Tour 2K5. "Shit. Damn. Motherfucker" © D'Angelo. What was I thinking?!?! Must maintain my "no expectations, no disappointment"” motto!
Runner Up: My close and personal friend Nalini getting bounced from BT. Fucking Frank! Why'd you have to be so nice in front of the camera? Where's my morning eye candy?!?

The "Fall In Line" Award (Excellence in Changing Ones Way Due to Punkage):
Congratulations Chris! We don't have to worry about you shorting the final bill on dinners anymore! I think you should share this award with Cathy since she is the one who initially called you cheap.

Sporting Notables:
As much as I hated on golf, it is an excellent game to meet future girlfriend at. As well, I must mention beach volleyball: the friendliest sport on earth. Sun, sand and skin? It's a win, win, win situation! I can't wait for this summer. Everyone should come with us this summer. It'll be fun in the sun!

Favorite Media Clip of the Year:
Chris Tucker's "Help, help, help!" during the Katrina fundraiser where Kanye said "George Bush hate's black people." Gold!

TeamID MIA Award (Member Who Made the Least Appearances):
Looking at the stat sheet, it looks like it's Jon by a landslide. Although, it may seem like ai was gone just as much at times, the numbers just don't lie. Wheeeeeeeeere's Johnny?

Most Fun:
Fire Fete2 during Caribana (just in case you didn't know, "I love soca!"). I'm guessing that some might expect me to say CubaNation2K5, but I didn't think it was that much fun >ducks<. Thinking back, did anything really epic happen? I mean, REALLY EPIC??? Carnival with the gay snowman was more fun.

Biggest Thing I Don't Understand:
What exactly is a "promise ring??"

Biggest 'Brokeback Mountain' Moment Which Never Happened:
Shaun giving ai a blow job due to bet lossage. Luckily for Shaun (and unluckily for ai) Shaun didn't have get down on his knees to honor the wager.

I'm satisfied with my list I set out for me last year (except for CWT2K5. uggghhhh!) So what's on tap for this year? Work on my ass some more. I want to have such a fat, round ass; you can set a cup on top of it! As well, I'd like to see how much longer I can hold out with having neither a cell phone nor online banking. Unfortunately, it may only be a matter of time!? Ah stubbornness!

2K5: The Year of the TeamID subsets:
YTM - The Youth Movement
Rainman Twins - excellence in stalker ways
TeamID Spy Guild - all exclusive information, some of the time.
TeamTorreno - wait, did they actually call themselves this or did I just make this up???
Cooksville Massive - from the heart of Mississauga

I've noticed that I've been arguing a LOT with Shaun this past year. Hmmm!… I wonder what that means. Maybe it's all the cock blocking Shaun did to everyone this year. Geez, Shaun!

Motto for 2K6:
Let's Laugh Lots (LLL)

Predictions for 2K6:
"Good Times" © Alison Bradley

WAR Great 2005
WAR Greater 2006

Love yalls!


Blogger chris said...

Wicked, I'll add it with my "darkest tan" award

1/02/2006 07:32:00 p.m.  
Blogger pixie said...

ayo- you and your woman fete'ing on the 11th? (see my update)

1/13/2006 10:47:00 a.m.  

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