Thursday, March 31, 2005

Excuse Me

by chinwhat at 7:21 AM
(or The Tipping Point)

Through my 24 odd years of existence, (or is it 25?) I’ve always been able to come up with excuses no matter what situation I found myself in. For example, my excuse for not having a gf was because I didn’t have a job. Now true, that is a valid reason (I mean, which female would want to go out w/a guy who didn’t have a job? ZACTLY! Like that song goes: “Girls don’t like boys/Girls just like cars and money”) but its an excuse non the less. So what about now that I got some steady income? (Yes, you’ll all get your TeamID requisite dinner, bitches!) Well, I’ve already determined that my new excuse for the above example is: “Well, who’d want to go out with a guy who’s a human lab rat for a pharmaceutical company?” which is funny because I have a pretty good excuse for doing what I do. “I’m doing good work for humanity. Without me, who’d know if drinking *insert random sleeping drug here* was safe for human consumption???”


HATING ON: eating a nice meal when I get that “damn, I need to take a dump” feeling. I hate that!

3 Comments:

Blogger Rubex Cube said...

Geek reply to my e-mail!

Congrats yet again and your not a human rat your a human guinea pig, get it right!

Blah having a partner is not he be all and end all! Don't worry when you least expect she will come, you know like the movie 'build it and they will come', well sort of but not really hehe

3/31/2005 07:56:00 AM  
Blogger chris said...

According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?

3/31/2005 12:40:00 PM  
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3/31/2005 12:41:00 PM  

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