Classy Lassy

I bought Dave and Christina something from their registry. It was described as “PASTA SERVING BOWL C/WAVE” What’s a C/Wave? I don’t know. I hope they use it. So much so, my greeting message when they pick up this ware is

“yalls better be serving some pasta from this f*cking dish, here!”

Note: I decided to post this AFTER the wedding since Shauny Brasco would probably call me and tell me how low class it is and I should change it.