That'll teach 'em to mess with my termater

- forgot to mention that i had a WACK dream the night before last. i dreamt that there was this dog that kept shitting. and i had to clean up after it. 'cept when i tried to clean it up, it'd break down. yknow like those dirt bombs (aka dry clumped up pieces of dirt) you throw around? like that. but the wack part was i kept smelling my fingers and they smelled like shit (duh!)

- was walking out the door today to LeSabreNation. the guy in front of me had a small coffee and tried to open the door without touching it (i guess he's a germaphobe.) he fucked up and the door hit his arm that was holding the coffee, which partially spills. his cuss word of choice? "Fish." "Fish?" Yes, "fish."

- read in the papers today that tomatoes jumped from $26 a case to $90. $90 for these 'tomatoes???' they're pretty shitty if i may say...