Hypothetically speaking…
by chinwhat at 10:56 p.m.
If I was to have skipped work today, it’d be epic. How epic? So epic that I nominate that every second Wednesday in December be The Official TeamID Skip Day. Reasons:
* Sunny ass weather!
* Cathy being unable to hear that her and Al’s room in their uncle’s place is too small to fornicate in.
* Not buying Shaun his presents. Righteously speaking, he has no business buying a certain someone a gift. One for his 'life partner'? Yes. One for his sister/John's gf? Yes. But not for that 'other' woman. >puts foot down<
* Picture this: a highway side billboard of a boy in front of a house. The caption says “Buy a House for Autism” A marketing campaign to raise some cash. Instead, Cathy mistakes it for “I thought the boy’s name was ‘Autism’” >insert hilarious laughter here<
* ROCK
* BAND
* Times three. Yup, we actually scored three copies of Rockband! In fact, BestBuy at Walden Gallaria had a whole pile of them! In honor of punkage, we decided to name our band "Autism?" Hahahhaa!
GREATEST. SKIP DAY. EVAR!!!
* Sunny ass weather!
* Cathy being unable to hear that her and Al’s room in their uncle’s place is too small to fornicate in.
* Not buying Shaun his presents. Righteously speaking, he has no business buying a certain someone a gift. One for his 'life partner'? Yes. One for his sister/John's gf? Yes. But not for that 'other' woman. >puts foot down<
* Picture this: a highway side billboard of a boy in front of a house. The caption says “Buy a House for Autism” A marketing campaign to raise some cash. Instead, Cathy mistakes it for “I thought the boy’s name was ‘Autism’” >insert hilarious laughter here<
* ROCK
* BAND
* Times three. Yup, we actually scored three copies of Rockband! In fact, BestBuy at Walden Gallaria had a whole pile of them! In honor of punkage, we decided to name our band "Autism?" Hahahhaa!
GREATEST. SKIP DAY. EVAR!!!
1 Comments:
f-you guy.
also, i like how you took your first name out of the title of your blo: PARANOIA
Post a Comment
<< Home