Tuesday, November 04, 2008

CNN Uses the Force!

by chinwhat at 9:09 p.m.
Tonight's the big election thingy down south and the Maningas family's been channel surfing between the big Four (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN) + one (FoxNews). By far, CNN has the best presentation. When we first tuned in, we saw a >ahem< "hologram" interview with one of their correspondents. A hologram. A fucking hologram! The lady had a blue aura around her as the studio cam slowly panned around. It looked so shitty... yet so bad ass. It's like Anakin showing up at the Ewok party on Endor!

Not only does CNN FTW, but they were rocking a multi point touch screen with someone who knew how to use it...

... versus CBS who had Katie Couric who was finger pounding her screen so hard on her display even my dad could hear it!

On ABC, it looked like they had no idea how their computers worked... its like they were in total retard mode.

I don't know who approved the 1999 cg for NBC, but that set piece looked fucking old! A coliseum background? GTFOOH! Shit was terrible!

And FoxNews was well... FoxNews...

But by far, the best thing i saw all night was an brief interview in GrandPark where the 'Bama Party will be held. One of the field reporters speaks with a local citizen who drops this gem as she's thanked for her time "...and big ups to Obama"


Blogger Lil Lex said...

we were watching CNN too, but I was not impressed at all. That's not news, that's a circus

11/05/2008 10:16:00 p.m.  

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